A reading from the Book of UFies, Chapter 6.

Jonathan Norburg, Editor.

All glory be to thee, Oh Illiad.

1 There was in those days a Dobbs who was named Diver, and he dwelt amongst the squids and octopi of the prairie. 2 And Diver didst see the list and pronounce it good for it did filleth his box of e-mail with manifold flirtations and innuendo. 3 And seeing many who deserved it, he began the construction of shrines for the goddesses thereof. 4 There was also in those days in the land of burning sands and pawned Rolexes a fair and beautiful maiden who didst display her charms in most chaste fashion upon a camera of the web called the TabbyCam, for her name was Tabby. 5 Many and great were the desires she stirred amongst the HNG within the Nation of UFies, and lo, she came to the attention of the Diver who lusted a great lust forthwith. 6 And lo, Diver was smitten with her beauty and wit. 7 At last, a day came when Diver didst bestir himself to arise from his prairie home and didst hie himself hence unto the land of spent dollars and missing weekends to pay homage unto the object of his affections. 8 And yea, did Tabby return his attentions manifold. 9 And the reverberations of their coupling was felt throughout UFiedom with great joy. 10 And they didst feast upon the lamb and sloths and the writer didst skip on a bit there, eh? 10. And so it came to pass that Diver and Tabby didst plight their troth and announced that they were to become one, albiet not for a bit yet, eh? 11 And there was much rejoicing and congratulating of the happy couple. Here endeth Chapter the Sixth of the High Holy History of the UFies. All praise to thee, Oh Dustpuppy.