Reading from the Book of UFies, Chapter 5.
Jonathan Norburg, Editor.
All glory be to thee, Oh Illiad.
1 And lo, a decree came down to those who would form the UFie Commune. 2 “Let all who would join our commune dye their hair scarlet like unto our idols of delight, Tabby, Suzana, Dane and CaraMia, that their neighbors and friends and co-workers and waterbed dealers shall stand agape and gasping at the sight thereof. 3 The color shall be red and red shall be the coloring of their hair. 4 Blonde shall it not be unless it be then be darkened unto red. 5 Brown is right out.” 6 And Godmoma and Latheos and others didst protest saying, “I thinkest not,” and their hair remained blonde and brown and, yea, even black in their recalcitrance. 7 And there, the matter didst drop for it didst lack the support of so much as an A cup brassiere.