A reading from the Book of UFies, Chapter Four.
Jonathan Norburg, Editor
All praise to thee, oh Illiad.
1 And lo, it came to pass one day that Kethryvis of the Many Colored Hair declared a great declaration, saying, 2 “Many and long hath been the days I have dwelt upon the list, but now I must hie myself hence and depart this great land. 3 Though many and sundry I shall miss, this I must do.” 4 And so began a great exodus called thereafter ‘The Great Unsubbing’. 5 And lo, a great sadness dwelt upon UFie Nation. 6 For eight days and eight nights there was much wringing of hands and tearing of hair and many did moan and groan and gnash their teath. 7 And many were the fallen, some of whose names are attached hereunto: 8 Marlene of the Babbling Tongue and Latheos the Flirtatious and Tiffiany, also known as Tirani, the ListVixen. 9 Yea, these and many more didst depart our land, and yea, we wept, at least until the ListGoddess, Godmoma herself intervened and didst mention the secret word “s*x” and all returned to what didst pass for normal in those days.